Cars, Sex, and Women

For men, sex is always good. No matter how old they get, a man is pretty much always ready to go. At least, he is if his body is as ready as his mind.

For most women, however, sex is like driving a car. If you remember the first time you got your license, you were all excited. You wanted to drive all the time. Some women like driving so much when they first get their license, they want to drive everywhere all the time, and try out every car that they can get their hands on, sports cars being the preferred method of transportation. When they first get their license, however, they can rarely afford them. So they try out a beater, something practical, maybe an off-roader or something compact. However, all women are different and some are timid drivers and careful with their rides and others put off getting their license until they are older or have a job, preferring to stick to walking or (ahem) riding their bike for awhile.

Still, when you get your license you are usually really excited. You drive everywhere. You drive during the day, you drive at night, and sometimes you even wake up in the middle of the night and take your car for a ride. A small number of drivers even try out different transmission. Women that drive stick are hot, though most drive an automatic.

As they get older, driving becomes less of a pleasure for most women and more of a chore. The daily grind to and from work is just another part of the day instead of something to which you look forward. Some days you might have trouble starting the engine or even have mechanical problems. You start to look for excuses not to drive, or figure out some way to avoid driving if at all possible.

Driving is, for most women, a very complicated thing. They become emotionally attached to their cars. The car has no choice in choosing its driver, and does not get to decide when it is driven, but is always ready to perform (as long as its parts are in working order). Eventually it has a tougher time starting and runs a little harder (ahem). Sometimes it will get a flat tire or needs a push start, but an old ride just needs more love.

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